||[May. 5th, 2005|06:25 pm]
john,david and frank were lost in the forest and captured by cannibals.The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial.The first step of the trial was 2 go 2 the forest & get 10 pieces of the same kindof fruit.All 3 men went their seperate ways 2 gather fruit.John came back & and said to the king,"i brought 10 apples"The king explained the trial to him, "u have to shove the fruit up ur butt without any expression on ur face,or u'll be eaten"
The first apple went in,but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain,so he was killed.David arrived& showed the king ten berries.When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that should be easy. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..& on the 9thberry he burst into laughter & was killed.John & David met in heaven.John asked"y did u laugh,u almost got away with it!" David replied"I couldn't help it I looked up & saw Frank coming bac with pineapples"
hehe i thought that was funny.